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Total Medals Earned: 23 (From 9 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 205 Points

Battle for Darkness

Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/425 points)

First Blood 5 Points

Kill one realm unit

Golden Hammer 5 Points

Kill 10 units with your Goblin Warriors while the Gold Digger skill is active

Detonator 10 Points

Kill 15 units with your Goblin Kamikazes

EvilSmith 10 Points

Get one of your battalions fully upgraded

Fearless 10 Points

Charge the enemy 15 times

Ranged Support 10 Points

Kill 50 units with your Archers, Chamans or Dark Mages

A Good Start 25 Points

Reach 500 feet no later than day 10

Death from Above 25 Points

Kill 30 units with the Apocalypse special skill

Demoniac 25 Points

Kill 50 units with your Demon

Necromancer 25 Points

Ressurect 10 Underworld Fighters

Under the Rain 25 Points

Kill 40 units while the Black Rain skill is active

Tactician 50 Points

Reach 1000 feet no longer than day 25

Upgrade Complete 50 Points

Get your entire army fully upgraded

Victory 50 Points

Complete the game

Annihilation 100 Points

Complete the game no later than day 45

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 11/44 (105/500 points)

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Flooded Village

Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/400 points)

Forest 5 Points

Water 10 trees

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Few Stars 10 Points

Get a total of 30 stars

Grasslands 10 Points

Complete World 1

Out Cold 10 Points

Complete World 2

Everything Changes 25 Points

Complete World 3

Fan Favorite 25 Points

Press the LIKE button

Fleet 25 Points

Flood 100 pirates

Many Stars 25 Points

Collect a total of 60 stars

Mushrooms Everywhere 50 Points

Complete World 4

Treasure Hunt 50 Points

Accumulate over 150,000 points

All Stars 100 Points

Collect all 90 stars in the game

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Hunt of HORROR

Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/250 points)

POX POWER 5 Points

START A NEW GAME

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

JOHNNY UTAH 5 Points

FIND 10 HORRORS

LAZY MUFFIN 5 Points

CHEAT

ONEY 5 Points

CONTINUE A GAME

HAPPY HARRY 10 Points

SCORE 8,000

JOUSTE 10 Points

FIND 50 HORRORS

MASTER AARDVARK 10 Points

BEAT THE GAME 3 TIMES (GET 3 WINS)

MIDDLE FINGER RINGS 10 Points

UNLOCK ALL MODES

RICE PIRATE 10 Points

FIND 80 HORRORS

MIND CHAMBER 25 Points

FIND ALL HORRORS WITH LESS THAN 13 FAILS

SEXUAL LOBSTER 25 Points

FIND ALL 100 HORRORS

TOON HOLE 25 Points

FIND 100 HORRORS IN UNDER 200 SECONDS

TOM FULP 100 Points

COLLECT 13 GRAVES

Oppa Gangnam Run

Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/400 points)

100m 5 Points

reach the first 100m distance

1km 10 Points

reach 1000m distance

500m 10 Points

reach the first 500m distance

2500m 25 Points

reach 2500m distance

triple dash 25 Points

activate gangnam dash 3 times

where are you? 25 Points

leave over slender out of the screen for 3 minutes

5km 50 Points

reach 5000m distance

unlucky days 50 Points

tripping over obstacles 13 times

boulder bash 100 Points

hit 10 obstacles in gangnam dash mode

streak master 100 Points

perform 30 streaks in succession

Putt More Base

Medals Earned: 2/7 (35/270 points)

Aces 10 Points

Get your first Hole-in-one

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Smirk 10 Points

Putt on 6 holes

Smile 25 Points

Putt on 12 holes

Glorious 50 Points

Putt on 24 holes

I Am Pro 50 Points

Be elligible to play on the Professionals levels

End 100 Points

Finish the game

Sheep'n'Poetry

Medals Earned: 2/10 (20/230 points)

Cure The Brahms 10 Points

Successfully type the word "Lullabies".

So Young My Lord And True 10 Points

Successfully type the word "Cordelia".

Before Sunrise 10 Points

Successfully type the word "Sunrise".

Rhythm And Poetry 10 Points

Successfully type the word "Poetry".

Rosa Moschata 10 Points

Successfully type the word "Muskrose".

The Last Of The Flock 10 Points

Successfully type the word "Sheep".

To Kill A Mocking Bird 10 Points

Successfully type the word "Nightingales".

True Romance 10 Points

Successfully type the word "Romance".

Caffeine 50 Points

Don't count no sheep.

Perfect Poetry 100 Points

Finish a round flawless.

Tied Santa Escape

Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/110 points)

Escape Successful 10 Points

Escape Successful

Fastest Escape 25 Points

Fastest Escape

Hapless Santa 25 Points

Hapless Santa

Fortunately Santa 50 Points

Fortunately Santa

You Only Get One Face

Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/490 points)

Full beard 5 Points

Successfully find the full beard!

Clean shaven 5 Points

Successfully shaved it all off!

Full Gringo 10 Points

Successfully find the Full Gringo!

King Tut 10 Points

Dig up King Tut

La Poirot 10 Points

Detect la Poirot!

Mutton Chops 10 Points

Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops

Napoleon Imperial 10 Points

Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial

Soul Patch 10 Points

Find your soul (patch)

The Lemmy 10 Points

Locate Lemmy!

Thespian 10 Points

Successfully audition the Thespian

Abe 25 Points

Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!

Fu manchu 25 Points

Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu

Goatee 25 Points

Successfully find the Goatee

Zappa 25 Points

Rock out the Zappa

The Souvarov 50 Points

Successfully find The Souvarov

Winnfield 50 Points

Successfully find The Winnfield

Sparrow 100 Points

Enter random pirate quote here...

The Anchor 100 Points

Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.