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Total Medals Earned: 23 (From 9 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 205 Points

Battle for Darkness

First Blood Unlocked 1/23/13
5 Points
Kill one realm unit
Golden Hammer 5 Points Kill 10 units with your Goblin Warriors while the Gold Digger skill is active
Detonator 10 Points Kill 15 units with your Goblin Kamikazes
EvilSmith 10 Points Get one of your battalions fully upgraded
Fearless 10 Points Charge the enemy 15 times
Ranged Support 10 Points Kill 50 units with your Archers, Chamans or Dark Mages
A Good Start 25 Points Reach 500 feet no later than day 10
Death from Above 25 Points Kill 30 units with the Apocalypse special skill
Demoniac 25 Points Kill 50 units with your Demon
Necromancer 25 Points Ressurect 10 Underworld Fighters
Under the Rain 25 Points Kill 40 units while the Black Rain skill is active
Tactician 50 Points Reach 1000 feet no longer than day 25
Upgrade Complete 50 Points Get your entire army fully upgraded
Victory 50 Points Complete the game
Annihilation 100 Points Complete the game no later than day 45

Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/425 points)

Elf Story

Baseball Bat Unlocked 1/26/13
5 Points
You found the baseball bat!
Extra Kupo Unlocked 1/26/13
5 Points
You've earned extra kupo!
Fanboy Unlocked 1/26/13
5 Points
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
Got Wooden Sword Unlocked 1/26/13
5 Points
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
Halfsies Unlocked 1/26/13
5 Points
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
Impalation Unlocked 1/26/13
5 Points
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Start Unlocked 1/26/13
5 Points
Start the game... press the play button.
Electrocuted Unlocked 1/26/13
10 Points
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
Gobblo Wood Kill Unlocked 1/26/13
10 Points
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
Controller Unlocked 1/26/13
25 Points
You found the video game controller!
Shrunken Head Unlocked 1/26/13
25 Points
You found the magical shrunken head!
Arrow Death 5 Points You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Arrow To The Neck 5 Points Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Giant Fist 5 Points You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
Got Battle Dagger 5 Points The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
Got Bombs 5 Points You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
Got Soul Bangle 5 Points You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
Got Steel Sword 5 Points You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
Skull 5 Points You found the hidden skull!
Beatdown 10 Points You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
Blue Flames 10 Points You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
Bombed 10 Points You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
Dagger To La Face 10 Points You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
Dead Bird 10 Points You found the dead blue bird!
Face Knifed 10 Points You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
Fatal Error 10 Points You found the only way to die in scene 1!
Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
Goober 10 Points You found the Goober action figurine!
No Defense 10 Points You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
Rock Death 10 Points You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Spin Attack 10 Points You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
Spinning Destruction 10 Points You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Squished 10 Points The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
Stabbered 10 Points The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Weak Defense 10 Points Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You Should Block 10 Points Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
Knife 25 Points You found the knife!
Poop 25 Points You found bird poop! Yay!
Game Won 50 Points You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
Ogre Destroyed 50 Points You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Medals Earned: 11/44 (105/500 points)

Flooded Village

Drown Unlocked 4/21/13
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Forest Unlocked 4/21/13
5 Points
Water 10 trees
Few Stars 10 Points Get a total of 30 stars
Grasslands 10 Points Complete World 1
Out Cold 10 Points Complete World 2
Everything Changes 25 Points Complete World 3
Fan Favorite 25 Points Press the LIKE button
Fleet 25 Points Flood 100 pirates
Many Stars 25 Points Collect a total of 60 stars
Mushrooms Everywhere 50 Points Complete World 4
Treasure Hunt 50 Points Accumulate over 150,000 points
All Stars 100 Points Collect all 90 stars in the game
Tunnel Vision Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Aqueduct Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/400 points)

Hunt of HORROR

POX POWER Unlocked 4/21/13
5 Points
START A NEW GAME
THE WEEBL Unlocked 4/21/13
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
JOHNNY UTAH 5 Points FIND 10 HORRORS
LAZY MUFFIN 5 Points CHEAT
ONEY 5 Points CONTINUE A GAME
HAPPY HARRY 10 Points SCORE 8,000
JOUSTE 10 Points FIND 50 HORRORS
MASTER AARDVARK 10 Points BEAT THE GAME 3 TIMES (GET 3 WINS)
MIDDLE FINGER RINGS 10 Points UNLOCK ALL MODES
RICE PIRATE 10 Points FIND 80 HORRORS
MIND CHAMBER 25 Points FIND ALL HORRORS WITH LESS THAN 13 FAILS
SEXUAL LOBSTER 25 Points FIND ALL 100 HORRORS
TOON HOLE 25 Points FIND 100 HORRORS IN UNDER 200 SECONDS
TOM FULP 100 Points COLLECT 13 GRAVES

Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/250 points)

Oppa Gangnam Run

100m Unlocked 1/22/13
5 Points
reach the first 100m distance
1km 10 Points reach 1000m distance
500m 10 Points reach the first 500m distance
2500m 25 Points reach 2500m distance
triple dash 25 Points activate gangnam dash 3 times
where are you? 25 Points leave over slender out of the screen for 3 minutes
5km 50 Points reach 5000m distance
unlucky days 50 Points tripping over obstacles 13 times
boulder bash 100 Points hit 10 obstacles in gangnam dash mode
streak master 100 Points perform 30 streaks in succession

Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/400 points)

Putt More Base

Aces Unlocked 4/21/13
10 Points
Get your first Hole-in-one
Hole OCD Unlocked 4/21/13
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Smirk 10 Points Putt on 6 holes
Smile 25 Points Putt on 12 holes
Glorious 50 Points Putt on 24 holes
I Am Pro 50 Points Be elligible to play on the Professionals levels
End 100 Points Finish the game
Ranked Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/8 (35/280 points)

Sheep'n'Poetry

Cure The Brahms Unlocked 1/23/13
10 Points
Successfully type the word "Lullabies".
So Young My Lord And True Unlocked 1/23/13
10 Points
Successfully type the word "Cordelia".
Before Sunrise 10 Points Successfully type the word "Sunrise".
Rhythm And Poetry 10 Points Successfully type the word "Poetry".
Rosa Moschata 10 Points Successfully type the word "Muskrose".
The Last Of The Flock 10 Points Successfully type the word "Sheep".
To Kill A Mocking Bird 10 Points Successfully type the word "Nightingales".
True Romance 10 Points Successfully type the word "Romance".
Caffeine 50 Points Don't count no sheep.
Perfect Poetry 100 Points Finish a round flawless.

Medals Earned: 2/10 (20/230 points)

Tied Santa Escape

Escape Successful Unlocked 12/16/13
10 Points
Escape Successful
Fastest Escape 25 Points Fastest Escape
Hapless Santa 25 Points Hapless Santa
Fortunately Santa 50 Points Fortunately Santa

Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/110 points)

You Only Get One Face

Full beard Unlocked 12/20/13
5 Points
Successfully find the full beard!
Clean shaven 5 Points Successfully shaved it all off!
Full Gringo 10 Points Successfully find the Full Gringo!
King Tut 10 Points Dig up King Tut
La Poirot 10 Points Detect la Poirot!
Mutton Chops 10 Points Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Napoleon Imperial 10 Points Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Soul Patch 10 Points Find your soul (patch)
The Lemmy 10 Points Locate Lemmy!
Thespian 10 Points Successfully audition the Thespian
Abe 25 Points Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Fu manchu 25 Points Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Goatee 25 Points Successfully find the Goatee
Zappa 25 Points Rock out the Zappa
The Souvarov 50 Points Successfully find The Souvarov
Winnfield 50 Points Successfully find The Winnfield
Sparrow 100 Points Enter random pirate quote here...
The Anchor 100 Points Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.

Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/490 points)